Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Know Fear???

I think the biggest fear in life is being made a FOOL OUT OF….by either yourself or OTHERS… I mean really when you think about the things in life, that you really want to do… what are the biggest reasons you don’t do them???

You are afraid to be made a FOOL OUT OF!!!!!

Why don’t middle age men walk around in thongs, when secretly they’d give anything to know how a warm summer breeze feels on their ball sack..???

Cause they are afraid people will think of them as FOOLS…

And why don’t middle age women by that sexy dress they want in the Victoria’s Secret catalog?? Just because it shows their caterpillar rolls??

Cause people will think of them as FOOLS!!!

I mean hell just cause people can’t see those rolls in that Martha Stewart sheet set she’s going to be wearing (you know what I’m talking about.. it looks like you just cut a hole in a twin sheet and stuck your head through it) don’t mean they ain’t there.

So I say FLAUNT it honey.. wear those rolls like a girl scout badge of honor.. screw what people think..

When I walk out the door in the morning.. ALL I’m THINKING????

Is “it’s a damn shame I can’t charge people #4.99 a minute to look my way..”

Cause I KNOW I look good.. PHAT or FAT …BLOATED or HAUTED!!!

But I’m just thankful that I had the best role model growing up, who taught me how to be fearless and proud of what made me happy… My GRANDMOTHER…

She would spend all day Saturday in her rollers and housecoat and drive all over town, while people POINTED and STARED… but she did she care..HELL NO..

She didn’t care because she was FEARLESS… !!!

Now GRANTED some people would say it was because she was CRAZY (having 10 kids can do that do ya)…. And SOME people would say it was a chemical imbalance because our family tree merged together one too many times.. but never the less she didn’t care what ANYBODY thought and she was HAPPY!!

I remember on Sunday morning.. people would GASP because she’d break a twenty in the offering plate.. but she didn’t care… she’d just say “Look I gave my husband my muffin, my work my time, my children my life… all I’ve got left for God is a FIVE dollar bill…”.. and then quickly tuck the change in her bra…

And it was little moments like that, which have helped me to RISE beyond the fear and pretense of societical boundaries and take the cow by the horns and just give em’ hell…

Cause honey this ride only goes around ONCE, you got to work it while you can..

So the next time you are backing down from something.. ask yourself WHY???

Are you afraid of it… ??

Do you think you aren’t worth it..??

Is someone making you feel inferior?

If so you just say FUDUCK it and do it any how.. if you fall on your face SO WHAT.. at least it will give you a conversation piece to talk to your friends about..


Sissy Debut…

1 comment:

  1. Heh, I didn't know there was anything wrong with breaking a twenty in the collection plate. Go Granny! :*)